if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
BECAUSE ALL OF US WOULD DO IT.
my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer…
brb i’m going to go look in the freezer
MUM THAT’S NOT FUNNY.
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE ACCURATE POST THOUGH