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schmidthappenns:

ignoring someone you truly care about because they hurt you is one of the hardest things in life

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback

WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHING

There has to be a moment at the beginning when you wonder whether you’re in love with the person or in love with the feeling of love itself.

The Lover’s Dictionary

(via kebintee)


Title: Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Artist: Melanie Martinez
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tyleroakley:

infinitelyeverlark:

Toxic | Melanie Martinez

One line in and I already knew I’d be reblogging.


gaymommy:

surprise public proposals are really emotionally manipulative please do not do them

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 



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